Are You Up To Date On Your State Mottos?

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real.

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S".

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States.

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets.

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing.

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.

Tennessee: The Educashun State.

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English).

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

Vermont: Yep.

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix.

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese.

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!


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