The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect
man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand
Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the
road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood
Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children
on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. The mind-numbing question is:
Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there
is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop
reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep'a scrollin'...
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So, if there is no perfect
man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that
explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're
reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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March 3, 2002