Are you from Pittsburgh?
You know you're from western PA when...
You walk carefully when it is
"slippy" outside.
You often go down to the
"crick".
You have to "red
up", before company comes over.
You've ever gotten hurt by
falling into a "jaggerbush".
You know that Ahia is a river,
a boulevard, and a state.
You've ever
"warshed" or "wershed" the laundry.
You know where Beer Falls is.
(Beaver Falls)
Mr. Webster is wrong. You know
full well that "ain't" is correct English.
You know you can't drive too
fast on back roads,cause-udda-deer.
"Gumbands"... need I
say more?
You've ever drank an
"Arn" .
You've ever told someone to
"quit jaggin around".
You know that Clinton, Monaca,
and Beaver, are actually names of towns.
You've called someone a
'jaggoff'.
You hear "you
guyses", or "yins" and don't think twice.
You know the three rivers by
name and can pronounce them correctly but refer to them as... da Mon, da Al,and
da O.
You hate Cleveland, although
you've never been there.
You know where KerNEGgy is,
and you like his museum and 'liberries'.
You drink "pop", eat
"hoagies", pierogies, and gyros(jy-rows).
You drink melk.
You didn't have IHOP's or
Waffle Houses.
You know what a still mill is.
You cheer for the Stillers.
You know where Picksburgh is.
You expect temps in the winter
to be record breaking cold and temps in the summer to be record breaking hot.
You go Dahntahn to da-Strip
District, and take your wife wtih you. Be sure to get a Permanee's sammich
while yins guys are derhangin' out an nat.
You can find Zillionopal on a
map.
You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine
Iggle'.
You don't have a spring break
in high school.
You believe that
"Ize" is the abbreviaton for "I was.
You know someone from
'Sliberty, E-sliberty, or Wesliberty.
You've played with a
dekkacards..
You know the Pittsburgh Zoo is
in 'Hilinpark' and have been there for school field trips.
.You say "McConnell's
Mills", although you know there is only one mill there.
You know what is meant by
"The Point".
You love Pensivanya.
Chipped ham was always in your
refrigerator when you were growing up.
If you've ever been
"ascared" because that "nebby" old lady across the street
saw you do something bad, and you know she will "tellon you".
No matter how hard you try you
can't stop speaking Pittsburghese.
You are reading this, and will
forward it to family and friends who used to live in 'da-Burg'.
Did you notice that this
page in done in the Black and Gold?
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