Are You Up To Date On
Your State Mottos?
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have
Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos
Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry
Heat.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't
Everything.
California: By 30, Our
Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski,
Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like
Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like
The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our
Grandkids.
Georgia: We Put The
"Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou
Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).
Idaho: More Than Just
Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real.
Illinois: Please Don't
Pronounce the "S".
Indiana: 2 Billion Years
Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things
With Corn.
Kansas: First Of The
Rectangle States.
Kentucky: Five Million
People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana: We're Not ALL
Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: If You Can Dream
It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes
Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
Michigan: First Line Of
Defense From The Canadians.
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...
And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Come And Feel
Better About Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal
Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana: Land Of The Big
Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our
State Motto Contest.
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And
Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey: You Want A
##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make
Excellent pets.
New York: You Have The
Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is
A Vegetable.
North Dakota: We Really Are
One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not
Michigan.
Oklahoma: Like The Play,
Only No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's
What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook With
Coal.
Rhode Island: We're Not
REALLY An Island.
South Carolina: Remember
The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota: Closer Than
North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun
State.
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
(Yes, I Speak English).
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better
Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Yep.
Virginia: Who Says
Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix.
Washington: Help! We're
Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be
Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big
Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese.
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men
... and the sheep are scared!
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