From the NEW Bureau of Standards:
Ratio of
an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000
pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1
millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time
between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Weight an
evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Time it
takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot fur-long
365.25
days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet
in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a
large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000
aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest
distance between two jokes: A straight line
(Think
about it for a moment.)
453.6
graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1
million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million
bicycles: 2 megacycles
365.25
days: 1 unicycle
2000
mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (Sorry)
10 cards:
1 decacards
1 kilogram
of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000
little wet socks: 1 literhosen
1
millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
1 trillion
pins: 1 terrapin
10
rations: 1 decoration
100
rations: 1 C-ration
2
monogram: 1 diagram
8 nickels:
2 paradigms
2.4
statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at
Yale
University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
100
Senators: Not 1 decision
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