as you
think??
Well,
let's find out.
The
following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are
qualified to be a professional.
Scroll
down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a
refrigerator?
The
correct answer is:
Open the
refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This
question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated
way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a
refrigerator?
Open the
refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?
Wrong
Answer!
Correct
Answer:
Open the
refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests
your ability to think through the repercussions of you previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal
conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct
Answer:
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests
your memory.
4. OK, even if you did not answer the first
three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.
There is a
river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct
Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting.
This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According
to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested
got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all your smart friends.
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