These are actual excuse notes from parents (including
spelling):
Disclaimer…These may not actually be true, but they are funny!
My
son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please
excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear
School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also
33.
Please
excuse Gloria from Jim today.
Please
excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and
misplaced his hip.
John
has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos
was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the
growing part.
Megan
could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close
veins.
Chris
will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please
excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please
excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving
was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please
excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please
excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper
off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally
won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please
excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well.
Gloria
was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Maryann
was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had
a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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